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Zombie Sentinel, putting the fire back into firetrukk! Yet another masterpiece inspired by
The spear thing on his arm is less than useless, all it does is squirt foam
It sits on the end of the squirty arm thing in firetrukk mode, and pierces through the side of an aeroplane to fill it with foam
But waitaminute, that means Sentinel doesn't have any on-board weapons? Yes he has that glorious sword'n'shield combo, but nothing like pop-out boobie missiles or arm-mounted rocket launchers?? Even Starscream has the rocket launchers in his arms (which have been safely confiscated into the cleaning cupboard)
Poor Sentinel never knew this, he just assumed that when Hasbro issued him with the firetrukk that it would live up to the name. Humans weren't known for being very good at designing alt modes, but at least the pointy squirty arm thing was in a useful place. He could either drive up to Decepticons to jab them in the arse with it, or run up to them and smack them in the face with it
It was only during a fierce battle that he realised how terribly wrong he was ...
Back on the IDW planet, the Autobots were once again battling their arch rivals the Decepticons. There was all explosions and swearing and everything, but then a new robot swaggered into the middle of the chaos.
As the Autobots told the newcomer to get out of the way or risk getting blown to bits, the Decepticons waved cookies and Playbots to tept the new arrival over to their side. He totally ignored them all, and marched directly towards the giant shiny red firetrukk robot guy who was issusing orders on the Autobutt side.
Sentinel wasn't exactly a wimp, but the newbie absolutely towered over him. Nobody could figure out what he turned into because it looked like he was wearing about 6 alt modes all at once. Tank treads, guns, armour plating, more tank treads and the most bitchin' Decepticon paintjob you have ever seen. Completely covered in purple and black with glowing go-faster stripes on his chest. He was the most metal piece of metal ever made. Both teams started to wonder if they should get his autograph.
Purple Faced Ass Whuppin' Machine's voice ran like freshly-laundered velvet over the battlefield
"I am here directly on orders from Megatron. You have lost your way, and the Cause must be restored to order"
Sentinel knew exactly who Purple Faced Ass Whuppin' Machine was, and why he had travelled all the way here to confront him. For you see, in his Bayformers days, Sentinel had joined forces with Megaton to whup Autobutts and then ended up being an Autobutt when his toys came out. This was a fatal mistake, because anyone who joined up with the purple team and then swapped to the red team got Purple Face Ass Whupped.
Thinking quickly, and already wondering how much this was going to hurt, Sentinel replied
"But I didn't work for you, I only worked with you!"
Nope, that didn't do anything. Sentinel now had a black eye, a massive smoking hole in his chest, three papercuts and a Chinese burn. Staggering around wondering what he could do, at least to save his troops, he looked up at his Unmaker and begged for his men to be spared. They had never ever considered joining the other side, except at video games, so they had never done anything to incur the killing machine's wrath! Here he was, a former Prime, literally on his knees begging for mercy like a girl!
The poor firetrukk tried to summon his sword and shield from wherever it is they hide in robot mode, but his T cog was knackered and he couldn't move his Chinese-burned arm to manually untab them. Rapidly losing conciousness, the poor thing knew he didn't have any cool things like missile tits or kneecap rockets, just this stupid little pointy arm shooty thing that was still attached to his right arm no wait little pointy arm shooty thing. If he was going to meet his end, by Primus this cheaply painted dollar store kn*ckoff was coming with him!!
Placing a mighty Decepticon footplate on Sentinel's scrawny little neck, Purple Faced Ass Whuppin' Machine carefully explained
"Your name is on the List. Their names are not on the List. Today, only you must atone for your mistakes"
Using the last of his strength the former Prime popped open the end of that little pointy arm shooty thing and muttered
... Tarn looked quite stupid with foam all over his face.
Sentinel suddenly realised he was the only FIREtrukk in the galaxy that didn't squirt fire?