Another update! You guessed it, I broke another one!
The pipe has been replaced and the gas supply is back on, so an official Gas Safe dude had to come back inside everyone's flats (apartments) to make sure the gas was safe... and I BROKE HIM TOO. He even got a tour of the famous Rack o' Robots and already knows which one he's going to hunt for on eBay
Just before I left home on Wednesday I got a letter from the National Grid that within the next 6 months there would be maintenance work carried out on my road (and possibly my home) to update the gas supply and keep it safe
Totally ignoring the letter because LOL6MONTHS I went off in search of food but didn't get home for hours because of a serious accident on the main road into town. When I finally did get home there were two National Grid humans hovering near the main entrance to my underground lair which made my brain go HOLY SL*G that was quick!
But no, they weren't here for maintenance... my landlady had been passing by the building while I was out and discovered a gas leak!! They had already been caught in the traffic and I wasn't at home to let them in, so they were crying about how late their day was running and how full their bladders were and hoped this wouldn't be a nightmare job
Their faces when I let them in.
OH MY FLIP IT'S A GIANT OPTIMUS!!
DUDE THERE'S A LEGO ONE SWEARING
HAHAHAHAAA THIS ONE TALKS
THERE ARE SO MANY POSTERS
Unable to compute this much win by themselves they summoned an extra team to repair the leak so for a while I had a little team of humans digging and drilling to their hearts content outside. The sun was shining and there were 4 grown men singing the 80s theme tune.