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Months and months ago my Dad had asked about "Those laptops where the screen comes off so you can draw on it" and we were drooling about just how awesome they are. Little did I know about the evil plans my parents had ... :plotting:

Last year while visiting for a birthday party my Dad mentioned these magical laptops again which caused my Mum to ask if I would ever like to "Have one of those Surface laptops for drawing at your Transformers meetups because it would be so easy. You can just take the screen by itself"
which blew my tiny mind. It would indeed be bleeping awesome! I've never been able to take my Cintiq because it needs my laptop plus all the leads and power supplies :noes:

I've just been to visit my parents for a few days and they were itching about Surface laptops again, so I figured they were planning to buy one. Then my Mum suggested "Going to Currys (UK home electronics store) to see if they have one we can try, to see if it's as clever as people say"
so we planned a ride to the nearest store... and yes they had a Surface but no Pen to play with :shakefist:

Ohbutwait - two days later while me and my Mum were taking Granny Smith out for a car ride we realised the town we were going to also has a Currys store! My Mum had a brainwave "We can leave Granny Smith in the car while we go in to and see if they have one set out to play with"
and they did indeed have one out with its Pen to play with :woohoo:

After several minutes scrawling Deceptifaces on it my Mum started double checking prices and stock. Turns out the first Currys store was much better value so we swaggered back in there on the way home.

Poor Granny was left in the car again while we went in to buy it. One of the till jockeys recognised us so my Mum said "We're back, we've been to Other Currys to try one. I better buy it for TEH MULL3T, it's been a month since the official birthday"

:idea: wwwwaaaaiiiitttafukkenminute... :idea:

Then came that terrifying moment I realised what was about to happen... an innocent Surface was going to fall into my clutches, and I would offer no resistance whatsoever :no:

:iconsentineldonutplz::iconairguitarplz::iconmotherofgod-plz::iconairguitarplz::iconsentineldonutplz:

This thing is bonding with my drawing circuits at the molecular level. It's like drawing on the Cintiq (directly onto a screen with a stylus) but at stupid resolution in stunning colour :pills:
It reminds me of going from a full desktop PC to an iPad all over again. How does something so small do all the same things awesomer? :idea:

The pen sensitivity feels strange after about 10 years on my Cintiq (yes really) but thanks to the "Surface Pen" settings and "Brush Tracking" in Painter I'm getting back to full speed :boogie:

tl;dr - parents are trolling pieces of scrap, sat here with surface pro laptop
  • Listening to: This poor thing screaming
  • Watching: My drawing circuits shreking it
  • Playing: With all the settings
TEH MULL3T is in ur puter shop
 scrawlin dix on errything
:iconsentineldonutplz:

It would appear there is a program on this Surface laptop called Skatchpad that has all pretty colours and pen settings in it.

May Primus spare us all
:no:
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First Try on a Surface
Now I don't want to frighten anyone but a few hours ago one of my parents bought me a Surface laptop :omg:

this is not a drill.
I am not trolling.
My Dad wasn't joking about "Those not-iPads you can all draw and type on and take the screen off"
My Mother wasn't tripping when she took me to a computer store, placed all three kidneys and a packet of football stickers upon the counter, and said "It was TEH MULL3TS birthday last month"
:iconmotherofgod-plz:
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THE LAST TROLL - SPOILERS
:bulletorange: Shows off new robot design for a Last Knight character, but it's no worse than the concept art and Toy Fair photos :bulletorange:

Pffffhahahahahaaa Optimus finds out what (SPOILER) looks like in his upgraded body :fear:
and for the first time ever, i actually drew him scary
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I can't even copy-paste any links because of all the spoilers - but if you type the words "Last Knight Toy Fair 2017" into your favourite Transformers site you won't be disappointed

:iconmotherofgod-plz:
DAT LEADER CLASS (SPOILER)
:iconiloveyouplz:

The toys clearly give away new characters, new designs, old characters with new designs, and some possible team-swapping goodness :sherlock:

Most places on Earth will get these toys in April, about 2 months before The Last Knight is released in June :eager:

:bulletred::bulletorange: MAY PRIMUS GRANT YOU MERCY FROM THE SPOILERS :bulletorange::bulletred:
  • Listening to: BBC News
  • Reading: TFNation website
Months and months ago my Dad had asked about "Those laptops where the screen comes off so you can draw on it" and we were drooling about just how awesome they are. Little did I know about the evil plans my parents had ... :plotting:

Last year while visiting for a birthday party my Dad mentioned these magical laptops again which caused my Mum to ask if I would ever like to "Have one of those Surface laptops for drawing at your Transformers meetups because it would be so easy. You can just take the screen by itself"
which blew my tiny mind. It would indeed be bleeping awesome! I've never been able to take my Cintiq because it needs my laptop plus all the leads and power supplies :noes:

I've just been to visit my parents for a few days and they were itching about Surface laptops again, so I figured they were planning to buy one. Then my Mum suggested "Going to Currys (UK home electronics store) to see if they have one we can try, to see if it's as clever as people say"
so we planned a ride to the nearest store... and yes they had a Surface but no Pen to play with :shakefist:

Ohbutwait - two days later while me and my Mum were taking Granny Smith out for a car ride we realised the town we were going to also has a Currys store! My Mum had a brainwave "We can leave Granny Smith in the car while we go in to and see if they have one set out to play with"
and they did indeed have one out with its Pen to play with :woohoo:

After several minutes scrawling Deceptifaces on it my Mum started double checking prices and stock. Turns out the first Currys store was much better value so we swaggered back in there on the way home.

Poor Granny was left in the car again while we went in to buy it. One of the till jockeys recognised us so my Mum said "We're back, we've been to Other Currys to try one. I better buy it for TEH MULL3T, it's been a month since the official birthday"

:idea: wwwwaaaaiiiitttafukkenminute... :idea:

Then came that terrifying moment I realised what was about to happen... an innocent Surface was going to fall into my clutches, and I would offer no resistance whatsoever :no:

:iconsentineldonutplz::iconairguitarplz::iconmotherofgod-plz::iconairguitarplz::iconsentineldonutplz:

This thing is bonding with my drawing circuits at the molecular level. It's like drawing on the Cintiq (directly onto a screen with a stylus) but at stupid resolution in stunning colour :pills:
It reminds me of going from a full desktop PC to an iPad all over again. How does something so small do all the same things awesomer? :idea:

The pen sensitivity feels strange after about 10 years on my Cintiq (yes really) but thanks to the "Surface Pen" settings and "Brush Tracking" in Painter I'm getting back to full speed :boogie:

tl;dr - parents are trolling pieces of scrap, sat here with surface pro laptop
  • Listening to: This poor thing screaming
  • Watching: My drawing circuits shreking it
  • Playing: With all the settings

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RazzieMbessai
Razzie Mbessai
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Current Residence: Jetfire's desk, Hasbro UK, Dirt Planet
Favourite genre of music: Ambient classical, action themes, spoofs
Favourite style of art: Think Simon Bisley, Dan Figueroa, ImagineFX
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Lord-Crios Featured By Owner Edited 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Razzie, do you know this : theschell.deviantart.com/
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RazzieMbessai Featured By Owner 2 days ago
No, I do not recognise this person :no:
Perhaps I have seen him at a convention but I do not remember his face :)
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Lord-Crios Featured By Owner 12 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LoL, no, see the things that this guy do. Amazing transforming 3D aircraft, robotech's style.
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Ha-HeePrime Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Heads-up -- the next chapter is rough. I had weird nightmares all last night after editing it. :(
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RazzieMbessai Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2017
Nowaitaminute - do you mean nightmare as in "Megatron found a human in the bath and the screaming woke me up" or the For Reals Nightmare? :noes:
:iconmovietoeglompplz:

I just loaded it on my other screen, wish me luck! :eager:



ppfffhahahahaaaa if you want to give your eyes a nightmare go and read your notes
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Ha-HeePrime Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Glee nooooooootes!!

Dude, you've gotta post him in your gallery. With his bio and anything else you care to add. We must spam the galaxy with this guy. 

Some day, in some happy alternate universe, he and G2 Thundercracker will walk into a bar together, and all the neon engex signs will explode in their presence out of shame, and every other bot's optics will melt out of their faces. (Wow, that took a turn...!)

OR: G2 TC and Oxy will retire to Florida and live forever drinking gigantic fizzy umbrella drinks and entertaining locals on the boardwalk with their wild stories. 
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RazzieMbessai Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2017
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO > razziembessai.deviantart.com/a…
and i aint even mad, look at that mad 90s neon mothertrukker
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NOW PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I WHEEZE TO SCRAP ON
G2 ACTIONMASTERXRACKER AND OXYMETAZOLINE LULZ
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Ha-HeePrime Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WARNING: Incoming Dork Moment!

*ahem*

It has come to this.
When I've posted three chapters of the story and you haven't commented, I assume you're sick or dead. 
(Or that DA is being weird again and hiding my crap.)

For serious though, are you OK?

Also: I acknowledge that I'm doing that "NOTICE ME! I'M THE ONLY IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WORLD!" thing.
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RazzieMbessai Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016
*rolls up to your toe end three quarters dead from
HOLY SCRAP ON A CRACKER HAMLEY'S TOY STORE
but alas, has not the strength to hump your leg*

Fear not Bossbot, TEH MULL3T is still functional :woohoo:
I went to London to meet a relative for a few days and drool over all the pretty Christmas lights
AND DUDE HAMLEYS TOY STORE, AT CHRISTMAS, I CAN'T
plus do some window-shopping in all the flagship stores :santa:

Not gonna lie my left ankle is swollen up so bad Ratchet will have a  heart attack, there are bruises under my toe ends and I can't even stand up without holding onto the desk
TOTES WORTH IT, I AIN'T EVEN MAD
and tonight I shall fall, quite literally, into bed absolutely shreked :faint:

tl;dr
teh mull3t r spammin up the shiniest toy store on the face of the planet, but i extra-super-double promise i'll get caught up tomorrow because my legs cannae handle the gym cap'n
:salute:

never ever apologise for "NOTICE ME!" comments because it's nice to know that the king of the autobutts worries about me
:icong1toeglompplz:
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