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Frank Welker will be at BotCon 2015

Journal Entry: Sun Jan 25, 2015, 3:18 AM
You read that right, the official voice of Lord Megatron ALL HAIL will be at BotCon!! it finally happened, he got summoned to BotCon!!

You can read more at this link, but read carefully - I think you must buy a Primus ticket to get the full autograph / meet'n'greet session > www.tfw2005.com/transformers-n…

I've booked my flights for BotCon, and the good news is I'll be in America for a few extra days to ease off the jetlag :faint:
Thanks to these things called "cars" I'll be flying to a fellow BotConner's house and road tripping to the convention so I won't get lost! :lmao:

So far these are the innocent souls who will be pwned to dust...
:iconrazziembessai::iconmari-chan::iconha-heeprime::iconsergeantduck::iconmybumbee:
If you're brave enough to add your name to the list please let me know :evillaugh:

And one more thing... if the American date for Jurassic World is anywhere near the same date as BotCon I'll be packing an extra T shirt :plotting:

  • Mood: Euphoric
  • Listening to: Dog barking! STFU!!
  • Reading: BotCon website
There was a new robot in town, and from what the rumours said he was quite the boss. Apparently he had been sacked from the South African Police because instead of arresting the bothersome gangsters he had joined up with them and caused more trouble than he was worth!

By the time the South African Police had recovered their stupidly expensive, only been in service three weeks (oh and it lights up and talks and everything) robot it was covered in so much rude graffitti and bullet holes they couldn't even take photographs of it for the newspapers.

So the poor thing simply sat in storage for a month while his buddies travelled the world showing off how cool and awesome they were at catching baddies and saving human Police officers from loads of boring paperwork. Of course, it wasn't long before the Hasbro Corporation noticed these badass looking robots on the TV and wrote a nice letter to the manufacturers in their best joined-up hand writing...
"Now that would make a sweet toy - it could light up and talk and everything"

The box had been delivered to the NEST base in about the same amount of time it's taken you to read this far, and since the postman found Ultra Magnus parked outside it was him who had the misfortune honour of signing for the mysterious crate. Poor Ultra Magnus never stopped to consider why the little fella was all packed up and ready to go that quickly to anyone who showed the teeniest weeniest bit of interest...

Included in the shipping crate was one severely beaten up robot, various colours of spray paint, enough bling to keep Jetfire going for a week and a rubber chicken. It was going to be a long week, starting with scrubbing off that massive (CENSORED) from the robot's back. Ultra Magnus still didn't understand why scrawling interface cables on things was funny, perhaps it was considered some sort of formal greeting on this planet?

Once the worst of the abusive scribbles were removed the skinny little meatbag-sized robot was free to explore his new surroundings and it didn't take long for him to slink his way through all the corridors, hallways, cleaning cupboards and underground vaults. Just as he was wondering if the maze would ever end, he discovered a very big, very important looking office filled with a pair of giant robots that could turn inside-out and become airplanes! Yes really, they would sort of make this chik-chak-chonk-chak noise and then they looked like airplanes - and back again!

Starscream was confused about why the new robot looked like a human (and it didn't transform) with two giant stupid ears while Megatron was fascinated by the robot that looked like a human (but it didn't transform) with the silly twitching ears. It didn't take long for Starscream to start trolling the new arrival, starting with the fact that he didn't even transform into anything and finishing off with the fact that his Mum was a snowblower.

The reply was instant
"u wot m8? swer on me mam i;ll deck you in"

At this point Megatron wanted to ask if there was an orange robot with a grey ear wandering round, or if he turned into something really embarrassing like a memory stick or a photocopier and he just didn't want to show it?

This time the reply was
"Indestructible robot ganster number one, son!"

At this exact moment, both Decepticon dumbasses realised it wasn't very good at speaking Earthlingese so they decided to help it along with some extra words. They started off easy enough with simple four letter ones like
FART
KNOB
ARSE

and then worked up to longer words like
KNOCKOFF
BUTTFLAPS
SKIDPLATE

at which point the battered copbot sprinted over to the desk and found a large pen. He then climbed up on the desk, reached up as far as his little arm would reach, and started working his way down the wall in a long column of words.

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Oh what a surprise, it had only been 2 hours and 9 minutes since Ultra Magnus had signed for that scrawny scraplet and now Sentinel was already on the phone about "Starscream and Megatron are in my office with a new toy. The horror" followed by the sound of girly sobbing.

By the time Ultra Magnus arrived in the hallway that led to the shiny firetrukk's office, the shiny firetrukk himself was cowering at the far end, curled up in a little ball silently shaking his head asking Primus to spare whoever should dare lay eyes on the horrible sight that awaited them.

Ultra Magnus wasn't going to take any chances, whatever was going on in there had made a Prime cry so it was clearly srs bsns. Slowly, ever so slowly, he eased his massive red chest around the doorway and popped his colossal chin in. He had never, in all the planets he had ever visited, seen anything like it...

Starscream was on his knees, quietly weeping "It's beautiful"
Razzles was sitting on top of the Dorito's round head, hands clasped in joy quietly rejoicing "I never even knew the Universe contained so many swear words"
Megatron was flumped over the sofa, his brain long since asploded on seeing all his favourite swears written in 216pt Comic Sans as far as his eyes could see.

And there he was, CHAPPiE the Illest Gangsta Number One, carefully writing out every swear word in existence on every possible square inch of Sentinel's office
:iconbadassplz:
CHAPPiE gets his first crossover - NO SPOILERS
:bulletgreen: No spoilers for CHAPPiE :bulletgreen:

This totally happened in my brain last night, and if you're wondering why Ultra Magnus is there instead of Sentinel Prime it's because of the glorious Leader toy I'm going to be hunting down at BotCon in just a few short weeks :eager:

Not gonna lie, the words "Included in the shipping crate was one severely beaten up robot, various colours of spray paint, enough bling to keep Jetfire going for a week and a rubber chicken" made me giggle something epic :lmao:
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TFcon USA announced, AutoAssembly closes

Journal Entry: Tue Mar 17, 2015, 3:56 PM
Awesome news for American and Canadian fans, but sad news for European fans!

Good news for everyone itching to see if TFcon (America) is open this year... yes it is! :party:
October 16th - October 18th in Charlotte (North Carolina) at the Embassy Suites Concord

Bad news for everyone here in the UK... this year's AutoAssembly will be
the last one! No more AA after this!  :omg::cries:

Read more about this year's TFcon America here > www.tfw2005.com/transformers-n…
Weep to the heavens at this AutoAssembly link > www.autoassembly.org.uk/auto-a…

It's frustrating and sad that the UK has lost its convention and comic (the Titan Magazines issue) but hopefully in future a rebranded / new / conjoined event will continue where AutoAssembly leaves off :heart:

:bulletgreen: This year's AutoAssembly (2015) is still running - but there won't be any more (2016 onwards) :bulletgreen:

  • Mood: Sadness
  • Listening to: Transformers Adventure
  • Reading: AutoAssembly site

RID 2015 JAPANESE DANCING ROBOTS

Journal Entry: Mon Mar 16, 2015, 6:42 AM
Awesome news for American and Canadian fans, but sad news for European fans!

This is not a drill, your screen is not malfuntioning, and there was nothing funny in the water supply this morning :pills:
That is the actual, official, genuine Hasbro-approved end credits for "TRANSFORMERS ADVENTURE" which is the Japanese version of "Robots in Disguise" :lmao:

:iconrlytearplz:

Now if you'll please excuse me, I need to un-drown my laptop from all these tears
:icontarddanceplz:

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Tenacious D
  • Reading: Humble Bundle site

AutoAssembly hotel bookings - March 10th update

Journal Entry: Sat Feb 7, 2015, 8:48 AM
Awesome news for American and Canadian fans, but sad news for European fans!

I don't know what size / dates these new rooms are available for, so use the Hilton - Auto Assembly link from your "Auto Assembly 2015 Hotel Booking Information" email to check availability :thumbsup:

Remember you must follow that link (not the main Hilton site) to make your bookings for AutoAssembly 2015 at the discounted convention rate. I did mine as soon as the rooms were first announced and scored a small Single room :woohoo:

:bulletred:  Nobody is allowed to show the Hilton - AutoAssembly link in public, you must follow the link from your own email :bulletred:
This is done to ensure only people who have booked for the convention can get a room at the discount rate. This year we won't have the sewing grannies but there is another major event happening at the NEC so we're going to be busy again!! :noes:

See you all in August :eager:



  • Mood: Euphoric
  • Listening to: Journey to the Island
  • Watching: 1st Edition Sentinel video
  • Eating: DEM SUGGARZ
  • Drinking: DEM SUGGARZ

TFcon USA announced, AutoAssembly closes

Journal Entry: Tue Mar 17, 2015, 3:56 PM
Awesome news for American and Canadian fans, but sad news for European fans!

Good news for everyone itching to see if TFcon (America) is open this year... yes it is! :party:
October 16th - October 18th in Charlotte (North Carolina) at the Embassy Suites Concord

Bad news for everyone here in the UK... this year's AutoAssembly will be
the last one! No more AA after this!  :omg::cries:

Read more about this year's TFcon America here > www.tfw2005.com/transformers-n…
Weep to the heavens at this AutoAssembly link > www.autoassembly.org.uk/auto-a…

It's frustrating and sad that the UK has lost its convention and comic (the Titan Magazines issue) but hopefully in future a rebranded / new / conjoined event will continue where AutoAssembly leaves off :heart:

:bulletgreen: This year's AutoAssembly (2015) is still running - but there won't be any more (2016 onwards) :bulletgreen:

  • Mood: Sadness
  • Listening to: Transformers Adventure
  • Reading: AutoAssembly site

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ErinPrimette Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student Digital Artist
I colored :iconshartii:'s lineart commission: erinprimette.deviantart.com/ar…
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RazzieMbessai Featured By Owner 5 days ago
*runs off to bask in the red / pink shiny awesomeness* :eager:
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ErinPrimette Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Want some more Sentinel cuteness, even if he's humanized? madzik23.deviantart.com/art/Co…
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RazzieMbessai Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
Yessir, so long as it's clean I'm always in need of more Sentinel cuteness :love:
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ErinPrimette Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I brought even more Sentinel cuteness: shartii.deviantart.com/art/Com…
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RazzieMbessai Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015
Haha I beat you to it, I already saw him in my Messages :D
My trigger colouring finger has a mighty itch to colour that :omg:
SO DETAILED
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Phuong-Linh Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015   Digital Artist
Excuse me!!!!!!! Please .. Okay.. Note me about file 3D of Sapphiria ^^; :hug: or send me all them via my email (Gmail or Hotmail, you choose) ^^;
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RazzieMbessai Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
I have already sent you the files for Sapphira, but you must have the correct software for the model to work :thumbsup:
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Phuong-Linh Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015   Digital Artist
Which email you sent them to me? I didn't see anything, sis
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RazzieMbessai Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015
I have sent you many links, Notes, emails and Messages for your model. I do not understand why you do not have the files? :confused:
Are you sure that my messages are not in your "Spam" folder, or that your ISP is filtering my messages? :(

I have sent the model files so many times, why do you not receive them? :confused:
You must have the software (Poser or DAZ Studio) to use the model, it will not work correctly without that. She will not load into Photoshop, that is for images (not 3D models) :thumbsup:
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