Ooh lookit a TF standee

Not that long ago in a galaxy not so far away, I didn't score an epic Revenge standee from a cinema I can't name thanks to a Manager called Anonymous

Meet "Bubba" who isn't the latest and biggest addition to my TF collection I didn't spend this afternoon on eight buses to get him home, nor did I pose with the Optimus Prime half for pics in the bus station in my Decepticon T shirt Bubba lives nowhere near my house and he has no problem whatsoever getting through the doorway between my living quarters and my sleeping area

To see how epically massive Bubba isn't, here's a video clip. Note the doorway and the washing machine in the background!! [link]

_{may paramount spare me their wrath}